Sleepy sucks

One of the worst things in our everyday lives is not sleeping well.

It's true. Think about it. Maybe the only worse thing is being sick. But then again, being sick often means you also don't sleep well. It all leads back to sleep, I'm telling you.

Isn't it awful when you don't sleep much - and every time you wake up you think, "Aw, crap, I'm not sleeping for poop tonight and tomorrow's gonna suck!" I'm sure that just makes it worse. But the point is you know that tomorrow's going to suck. And the fact that tomorrow comes, and it DOES suck...well that's just icing on the cake.

When this happens to me (and it's more often than I'd like to admit), I swear I feel like I got hit by a truck. My body hurts, head throbs, neck aches, and I just can't keep my eyes open. What's more... I hate regular coffee, so I can't feel better artificially like some folks can. If I didn't work in the middle of nowhere, maybe I could get to Starbucks to get some GOOD coffee. But, alas, the nearest Starbucks is 15 minutes away.

So here I sit. I can't get anything done because my mind is so cloudy. I can't even talk right. My words don't come out like they should. People surely think I'm hungover. I swear, I'm not.

What can I do to feel better? If you need me, I'll be under my desk. :)