It's no different than most days. Most days someone makes me shake my head in disbelief. Usually disbelief at their stupidity. Typically, they are folks driving down 288 who seem to lose consciousness. Either that or their speedometers break, their mirrors fog over, and their brakes fail all at once. It never ceases to amaze me when someone comes flying up behind me, rides my tail for a minute, then swerves around me like they're drunk, and floors it past me...only to realize that I was going 70 for a reason. Everyone else is. Yep, that's right...there's nowhere to go, idiot. So he slams on his brakes right in front of me, and is then going...yes, you guessed it...70. Just like I was.
But the this morning, a chick in an SUV made me shake my head in disbelief before I was 5 miles from my house. I'm in the right hand lane of Hull Street Rd. (Why is is called Street and Road??). I'm in the right lane because I'm going to turn right in a few seconds. (Imagine that). My turn lane has arrived and I put on my blinker to get in that right hand turn lane. I'm in it, and about halfway up it when this SUV comes sliding in from 2 lanes over. No blinker. Not that it would have mattered. But more importantly, just dips in right in front of me so close that I couldn't see her license plate. So I recover...and we both make our right turns. I get in the left lane immediately because I'm going to take a left. Imagine that. I get in the left turn lane, she isn't there. Then she is...again...right in front of me. What the hell. Why not, right? So we both turn left into a parking lot. The parking lot has 2 entrance lanes, one to turn left into Starbucks, one to turn right into a gym. She's in the right lane. I'm in the left one - as I'm TRYING to get coffee. She stops. In the middle of her lane. People behind her and all. Just hanging out...apparently. I ignore her, turn left into Starbucks, and she swerves over and turns left from the right lane and is now behind me. When I get out of my car, I look over at her. Not mean or anything, I'm just intrigued as to what her problem could be. Nothing of note. Nothing obvious. She does have 2 arms, 2 hands, 2 eyes....so, I'm at a loss as to what her problem was...
Okay, so nothing serious happened. But idiots being this close to be on the road are a concern for me. Isn't there some way to vet these people...so they can't have driver's licenses? Not only did she break like 3 traffic laws, but she could easily cause an accident. And I'll tell you - if she'd hit me...oh, the poor lady. She would be buying me a new car. Assuming she had insurance.
And on that note...here's another lovely song - it helps me to feel better after a brush with an idiot...so why not post for you?
